if you’re reading this i’m beautiful
before discovering lana del rey
after discovering lana del rey
one of my friends went up to my portuguese dad and asked “you’re portuguese right?” and he said “no im portugoose there is only one of me” and I started crying
"why do people choose between pepsi and coke, they both taste the same"
When I get to hold a puppy
That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet